Portrait of the cat as a young cat

Leila's life over the last ten minutes: THAT PULLED PORK SANDWICH SMELLS SO GOOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU TO SHARE IT WITH ME OH OH OH THE DELECTABLE SCENT OF PORK IS WRAPPING AROUND MY NOSTRILS AND TICKLING MY VOMERONASAL ORGAN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME OR YOU ARE THE MOST CRUEL HUMAN BEING EVER.

Leila's life just now: I SEE YOU ARE STACKING DISHES IN THE SINK TO WASH THEM, NOW IS MY CHANCE TO SNEAK IN AND TASTE THAT SWEET SWEET SUCCULENT PULLED PO--WTF BBQ WHY IS THIS COVERED IN SPICY BARBECUE SAUCE WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING I HATE YOU.

Loki's life just now: AHAHAHAHA YOU LOSE.

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