[Image: A duck stealing cash from a person’s wallet while the person bends over to pet some ducklings. The caption reads: ‘Wage theft is fowl.’]
Thank you Chicago, for passing one of the strongest wage theft laws in the country!
[that - is a look of avian ecstasy…]
[Image description: A really happy parrot snuggling a watermelon. I just. That facial expression.]
A baby penguin tickled. Hopefully you have seen this video a thousand times already and it has enriched your life. Why can I not have a job where my only responsibility is tickling animals all day? WHY DAMNIT?
Although I have to admit that if I weren’t looking at the screen this would be the most alarming noise
[Video description: A penguin chick runs eagerly to a human handler, who proceeds to initiate the tickling. The penguin makes incredibly gleeful noises (as does the human).]
DED OF KYOOT.
[Image description: a drawing. At the top, a fig, with ‘fig 1’ written underneath. Below, another fig, with ‘fig 2’ written beneath.] BRB DYING.Fig. 1
Fig. 2